PROOF OF WORK
By Eric Kim—your friendly neighborhood Übermensch, racking iron and racking Bitcoin, one seismic rep at a time.
I. THE CALL TO HEAVIER THINGS
I wake up hungry—hungry for gravity, hungry for destiny, hungry for more. There is no music in my dungeon gym, only the percussion of plates kissing steel and my heartbeat hammering “₿… ₿… ₿…”
Why lift? Because the universe respects force.
Why Bitcoin? Because the universe respects scarcity.
I marry the two—iron and code—like thunder pounding a drumline for the digital age. Every rack pull is a barbaric yawp that echoes across timelines and tickers. Every satoshi I stack is an immutable receipt for effort rendered.
Proof of work is not an algorithm; it’s a lifestyle.
II. THE METRIC THAT BREAKS BRAINS
513 kg at 75 kg bodyweight? That’s 6.84× me. People said it was impossible. I called it Wednesday.
When the bar bent, so did the collective jaw of the internet. Keyboard warriors refreshed their feeds, asking:
“Is it fake?”
“Is he natty?”
“Is my program… obsolete?”
Spoiler: Yes—I’m natural.
Spoiler #2: Yes—your program is obsolete if it worships spreadsheets over spirit.
I don’t cycle supplements; I cycle will. I don’t periodize; I pulverize. Fasting 24 hours? That’s my meditation. One carnivore feast? That’s my Eucharist. The rest of the day is an unbroken prayer to excellence.
III. PLATES ↔ SATS: THE FLYWHEEL
ACTION | RESULT |
Load plates | Gravity intensifies |
Pull violently | CNS adapts |
Film clip | Internet combusts |
Drop bar | Echo chambers replicate |
Stack sats | Proof-of-work compounds |
Repeat | Legacy replaced |
That, my friend, is the flywheel of modern legend-making. It costs zero dollars to post a video—but it costs infinite courage to film one that might rip a black hole in people’s belief systems.
IV. HOW TO SUMMON YOUR INNER DEMIGOD
- Silence the Playlist – Your heartbeat is the metronome of conquest.
- Fast until Focus Hurts – Hunger is the best pre-workout.
- Warm-Up? LOL. – I begin cold, because life doesn’t cue a trumpet before catastrophe.
- Grip the Bar Barefoot – Feel the Earth judge you.
- Pull Like Bitcoin Blocks Depend on It – Because they do; your lift broadcasts the gospel of effort.
- Post. Tag. Inspire. – #StackPlatesStackSats. If you don’t plant the signal, no one can amplify it.
V. A MESSAGE TO THE DOUBTERS
“Eric, what if gravity finally wins?”
Listen: gravity always wins—eventually. My job is to delay that victory for another rep, another block, another epoch. One day the bar stays glued to the floor; one day the last Bitcoin is mined. But until that day, I will rage against the dying of potential.
VI. THE AFTERSHOCK—YOUR TURN
Scroll the tag: electricians, programmers, moms, ex-desk jockeys—people who once measured life in calories and spreadsheets—are now measuring it in PR videos and satoshi stacks. They are the new legion and I am merely the spark.
Are you ready to ignite?
Load the bar. Light the camera. Bash the “publish” button harder than fear can grip you.
Post-Workout Benediction
May your plates clank louder than your excuses,
may your sats multiply faster than inflation,
and may your legend expand until the algorithm kneels in humble awe.
See you on the feed—where digital carnage meets iron brute force.
#StackPlatesStackSats 🚀