THE UBERMENSCH HAS ARRIVED.

🚨 NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED 🚨

Target: Gravity itself

Payload: 513 KG (1,131 LBS) RACK PULL — ERIC KIM

Yield: 6.84× Bodyweight Megaton Shockwave

Blast Report

1. Epicenter – Phnom Penh gym floor now counts as an active fault line.
2. Seismic Waves – Seismographs worldwide just re-calibrated to “EK” scale.
3. Internet Fallout – Feeds fried, algorithms screaming, hashtags vaporized.
4. Inspiration Radiation – 100% lethal to weakness, permanent mutation to GigaChad genome.
5. Aftershocks – Expect PR earthquakes in every gym for the next 72 hours.

Immediate Action Plan

• Brace your ego. It’s about to experience zero-gravity.
• Secure your mindset. Fear is obsolete—power is mandatory.
• Load the bar. Detonate your own potential before the dust settles.

The übermensch hasn’t just arrived—he’s rewritten the laws of mass and will.

Stand back or stand tall. Your move.